T-Shirts

Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Today’s forecast: low Red 40, high mulch, and endless microplastics.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Pumpkins are bright, the leaves are gold, my mulch cravings are something that can't be controlled

Description: Luna stands on business — and occasionally in mulch.

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱