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Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Sophie Repellent: ACTIVATED Because boundaries are important. Hurry and snag your Sophie Repellent merch before she comes near!

Description: Today’s forecast: low Red 40, high mulch, and endless microplastics.

Description: Today’s forecast: low Red 40, high mulch, and endless microplastics.

Description: Today’s forecast: low Red 40, high mulch, and endless microplastics.

Description: Today’s forecast: low Red 40, high mulch, and endless microplastics.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Warning: prolonged mulch deprivation may result in extreme anger. There is no known cure. Only mulch.

Description: Pumpkins are bright, the leaves are gold, my mulch cravings are something that can't be controlled

Description: Pumpkins are bright, the leaves are gold, my mulch cravings are something that can't be controlled

Description: Pumpkins are bright, the leaves are gold, my mulch cravings are something that can't be controlled

Description: Pumpkins are bright, the leaves are gold, my mulch cravings are something that can't be controlled

Description: Luna stands on business — and occasionally in mulch.

Description: Luna stands on business — and occasionally in mulch.

Description: What’s greater than Cloud 9? Cloud Luna. Around here, when we mulch max… we MEGA mulch max. Slap this sticker on your water bottle, laptop, garden bin, or anywhere else to let people know you’re officially part of Mulch Gang. Stay mulchpilled. 🌱

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱

Description: Propel yourself to Cloud Luna. Featuring a sketched design of Luna rocking her propeller hat, this tee is for those flying high and fully committed to the mulch lifestyle. Up here on Cloud Luna, we believe in a world made of microplastics where you can drink Red 40 freely, eat mulch, and mega mulch max every day. Strap on your propeller and enjoy the ride. ☁️🌱

Description: Show your teeth, stay fearless. Buy this sticker to scare away all the 🚫Sophie🚫’s in your life.

Description: This sticker is perfect for letting people know you mean business.